What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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What do you call the memory of a camping trip?

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps