What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ?

Boris with more knock knock jokes !