What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

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What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.