Your parents would know!
He waits for it at the next stop.
A Soviet Reunion.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Their wheelchair floats to the top.
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
TWERQY.
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
Parents.
When you don't use a condom.
A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.
faint
It is to get West Nile in the stew line.