Whats the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.