What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!