How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

why

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.