Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What does a mermaid stoner smoke?

Seaweed.

Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico