What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.