What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

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Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

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Who will be rescued?

America.

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.