Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What kind of shoes to frogs like ?

Open toad sandals !