What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What is yellow and incapable of swimming?

An excavator.

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What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.