What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Annoy Jokes More Annoy Jokes

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Dealer Jokes More Dealer Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself