Your addicted.
Paperback
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
They believe in a single-pair system.
A re-cyclist.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
A toddler can count past two...
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
Hiking
Im Stoned :p
Crack rock
Crack it before they hack it.
He is small arms dealer
They're small arms dealers.
The thermometer responded, "0K."
I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D
Tajweed
Joint Family.