The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Pop, Lock & Drop It
She couldn't find the Dior
You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
In the toilet.
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
loading...
Because it cantaloupe.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
