What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the difference between pink and purple?

About forty years.

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

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What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Why the word redundancy when lawyers say cease and desist?

Billable vowels.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What's on your mind?

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.