What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

What is the best name for an acrobat?

Phillip