What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity