Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.