Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.