What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How does it spell?

dg".

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !