What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What kind of bread always goes wrong?

A rye

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !