What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

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Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

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What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points