What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

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What is Little Finger's favorite thing about poetry?

Shtanzas"

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.