What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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The lips are moving

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Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

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They were looking for the ark tick.

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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

What kind of printer does a pig use?

A: An oinkjet.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Webley stadium !

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.