What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction