What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!