What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

How is a hailstone like an onion?

They are both whitish and have layers

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Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.