What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.