What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home