Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

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What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...