Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory?

Two test tickles

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?