What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.