What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.