What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim