What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

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How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.