What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

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What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.