What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

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Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

When does 2-1=0 ?

When you're talking about choices.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!