Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!