What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

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The Cat in the AT-AT

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude