What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure