What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.