What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

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Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.