What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick