What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.