What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.