What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."