What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Why are Black people so tall?

Cause they're knee grows!!

Hehe Jokes More Hehe Jokes

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Vibrate Jokes More Vibrate Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.