What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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A Prontosaur.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!