What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.