What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )